Ya know how some people are able to put a knot in a cherry stem while it’s in their mouth?
I’ve always found that to be rather fascinating.
Yesterday, I decided to one up it & attempt to tie 2 cherry stems together in my mouth. So I take 2 stems & stick ‘em into my mouth.
But then my phone rang (yes, another stupid robo-call!), I got startled & as a result, I swallowed the damned cherry stems! I know, pretty lame, right?
Anyway, this morning, I’m doing my business in the bathroom when I happened to look down into the toilet I had just used.
And amongst all the yeeech, I find the 2 cherry stems TIED TOGETHER, just floating peacefully in the submarine-laden high seas!!!
I shit you knot…
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