Went to one of my doctors the other day at Physicians Tower II in the Medical Center.
I got onto the elevator & headed for the 5th floor where the San Antonio Kidney Disease Center is located.
As the doors were closing, I heard someone approaching, “Hold the elevator, please!”
Never being able to quickly decipher between >|< and <|>, I just stuck my hand in the closing doors to stop it from closing.
To my surprise, a clown stepped into the elevator. He was fully outfitted…hat with the flower, big red nose, giant shoes, all the make-up.
He was carrying a bouquet of helium balloons & a beautifully-wrapped present, so I’m guessing he was hired to surprise someone on their birthday.
Since I was standing by the floor buttons, I asked “What floor would you like?“, but he saw that the 5th floor was already lit & acknowledged.
Everything was rather quiet as we headed up.
Then I heard a tiny squeaking sound…it was pretty obvious that my clown elevator mate had just passed gas!!!
I thought to myself, “I knew I smelled something funny!”
As always, thanks so much for listening!